Jihad In Texas

I've been following the events at Fort Hood and trying to think of something deep and meaningful to say. I can't. All that I can do is offer my condolences to the families and friends of the murdered and wish my best for the survivors, may they have a speedy and full recovery.

Birds of a Feather...

I'm no fan of Beyonce, but I do find it both amusing and interesting that she's being condemned by both Muslim fanatics in the Arab World and Christian fanatics in the United States.

A member of the Muslim Brotherhood states: "The government is trying to make people indulge in sin and licentiousness to cover up the other crimes it is committing against them."

Meanwhile in the Homeland of Free Speech, a group of Christian nutcases have stated that

"Beyonce is a fool for having the arrogant audacity to blame God for her wickedness. It is shameful! She is sinfully proud. Beyonce has blasphemed God to even suggest that God would permit lasciviousness, lust, immodest clothing, stripping, and public nudity. This is just another clear indicator of the apostasy in America! As a nation, we have forsaken God."

Way to go Beyonce! You've brought an entire nation to its knees! You sexy harlot! The Japanese Empire couldn't do it, the USSR couldn't do it, but you, Beyonce, have done it through your gyrations and shameful sinnin'!

To all you religious nuts of whatever stripe out there: go get laid, get a blow job, whatever it is you need, you'll feel more relaxed and you may even enjoy the show!

Staying Vigilant With Eyewitness News!

Just in time for Banned Books Week in the United States, a student was alert enough to spot a book that should be banned. As this YouTube video points out, the young lady promptly reported the book to her father who demanded that the book be removed from the school curriculum. In keeping with the spirit of Banned Books Week, ManticoreWeb applauds this proactive stance to rid American society of offensive reading material and we hope to see more books banned and hopefully burned in the near future. If possible, this particular title should be sent to Fox News for correction and cleansing of any offensive passages. The students opposing the ban are obviously in need of correction as well.
This reporter agrees with the father that there is no reason for this book to be read and discussed rather than banned and we stand with this fine man in defense of Liberty and Freedom of Speech. This is Zardoz for the News at Six and now back to our studio for more on our ongoing news coverage of Miley Cyrus and her statement that, "Twitter should just be, like, banned from this universe." So, it's like, OMG, OMG, OMG, back to you, Felicia!!!

Thank you, Zardoz! We'll have full coverage of Ms. Cyrus and her thoughts on well, just like, y'know, everything, like, later in our broadcast. Also in this hour, North Korean troops have reportedly crossed the DMZ and are engaged in heavy fighting with South Korean and American troops, we'll have more on this story after these messages and a look at sports and the weather.

Playing Chicken at the UN

Colonel Sanders has made a personal bid for his organization to be admitted as the 193rd UN member state! The venerable leader of the fast food world met today with Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya, the president of the General Assembly. Dr. Treki, shown in this National Post article shaking hands with The Colonel, has served another colonel, Muammar al-Gaddafi, in a variety of roles and no doubt shares his political master's views regarding the rights of kuffar chickens. UN security eventually escorted Col. Sanders away from the media, likely for a good grilling. Dr. Treki, meanwhile, was last seen at a KFC outlet in Manhattan inquiring about halal boneless fillets, no doubt confident that the West has not a single spine left.
In other news, rumour has it that McDonald's may make a bid for UN membership in an attempt to prevent Burger King from gaining a seat on the Security Council.

It's A Miracle!!! Please Pay at the Cashier!!!

The Life of Brian Ali!

A baby in Dagestan, an area in the south of Russia that is defiled by a large Muslim population, apparently has verses from the Koran appear on its leg every so often. The mother states that the baby gets very uncomfortable for about twenty minutes before the words appear. The local medical community, no doubt fearful for their lives should they say anything else, have stated that they can't explain the appearance of the holy words. My suggestion is a skin irritant applied by the baby's parents as a way of making money. It's no wonder that this poor baby gets uncomfortable as his father prints words on his tender skin, any baby would be uncomfortable under such abuse!

This scam reminds me of other stories about Koranic and Biblical verses or images appearing on loaves of bread, refrigerators and butternut squash. This couple in Russia have taken the scam one step further though and should be reported for child abuse (although I doubt child abuse is a crime in Islam). As for the suckers...er, I mean the devout followers who wait in line to see this poor "miracle baby", their stupidity and the stupidity of all religious people never ceases to amaze me!

The Galaxy Song by Eric Idle

One more YouTube video from our British cousins. I've always liked Eric Idle, he's irreverent with a sense of the absurd - he does it with style!

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!"

Pat Condell On Free Speech

British comedian Pat Condell has been using the Internet to say politically incorrect things about Islam and religion in general. In this YouTube video he sends a warning to our American cousins, a warning to which we Canadians should pay as much, if not more, attention! Take it away Pat...

The Prime Minister and The Piano

Okay, this is one video I'm keeping! Our normally shy, sometimes even terse Prime Minister has gotten a little help from his friends at the National Arts Centre in Ottawa. This man has always struck me as being shy more than cold and arrogant as some have accused him of being, yet he took to the stage, playing piano and singing the old Beatles tune. Does this mean an election, yet again? Maybe, but doubtful as there are four by-elections coming up soon and the Liberals and the NDP would rather take pot shots at each other than focus on bringing down the Conservative minority anyway.

At any rate, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has shown that he has grown in his three and a half years in office. From a man who was embarrassed to have the media filming him sending his kids off to school, he's moved onto centre stage. All in good fun and really not bad for a policy wonk! Encore!!!

Islam On Capitol Hill

Sharia "law", misogyny, child marriages, gang rape, mindless violence to go with mindless religion - apparently muslims in the States want to bring all of this to our cousins south of the border. So, in keeping with the herd mentality of islam and religion in general, the call has gone out for 50,000 brainwashed half-wits who bow down before a non-existent god to be on Capitol Hill in Washington D.C. on September 25, 2009 (I'm surprised that they didn't arrange this for September 11th).
Their web site states: "The objective of this gathering is to invite the Muslim Communities and friends of Islam to express and illustrate the wonderful diversity of Islam". Diversity in islam, really??? So are the good people of Washington going to see a display showing Sunni killing Shia and both killing apostates and free thinkers? How wonderful! Remember folks, leave your minds at home, just bring your magic prayer mats!

At any rate, I don't doubt that the individuals organizing this event will get 50,000 brain dead followers to show up; if it's one thing a muslim knows how to do it's to obey orders.

These muslims claim on their web site that "Our Time Has Come". Makes me wonder...nah! they'd never do that!

I also find it interesting and slightly amusing that, like most religious web sites, this one asks for money. Maybe George Carlin was right after all...

Afghanistan: A Soldier's Voice

It seems that all I ever read about the war in Afghanistan is negative garbage spewed out by the likes of Jack Layton and other "useful" dhimmis. The National Post has broken ranks with the main stream media and printed a positive story about Canada's efforts in Afghanistan.
Focusing on one soldier, Sapper Alexandre Beaudin-D'Anjou, a combat engineer who survived an IED blast that killed two other combat engineers attached to a battalion of Le Royal 22e Régiment, the article is in contrast to the usual defeatist drivel. As Sapper Beaudin-D'Anjou states:

"I want to say that part of the Canadian population negatively views the work that we do here, above all because they don't understand what we do. In my opinion, the majority of the Afghan population benefits from what we do."

"Sadly, there are dangers in this, as you saw in yesterday's incident. All the soldiers feel deeply that we will finish this work for one another." (emphasis mine)

I wish that all of my countrymen felt like this. Perhaps if they read "Zoya's Story: An Afghan Woman's Struggle for Freedom", they'd understand the stakes involved, not just for the West, but for the people of Afghanistan. But perhaps they're too busy watching "So You Think You Can Dance Canada" or "The Price is Right" to care about the real world. Sad.

The regimental motto of the Van Doos is "Je Me Souviens", "I Remember". Let's all try to remember what happened on 9/11 and let's remember how the Taliban raped Afghanistan. Let's get behind our troops and let them finish the job into which they have put so much blood and sweat. We owe them so much, it's the least we can do!

Je me souviens.